I’ve got a pain in my sawdust, Recorded by Mae Questel "The Betty Boop Girl"
Sad was the day for the little bisque doll.
For they cut all her stitches away, and found the seat of the terrible ache.
“It was a delicate task," They said.
For none of the doctors had ever before performed on a dolly’s inside.
They tried to restuff her but didn’t know how.
and this was her wail as she died…
"I’ve got a pain in my sawdust. That’s what’s the matter with me.
Something is wrong with my little inside. I’m just as sick as can be.
Don’t let me faint. Someone get me a fan.
Someone please run for the medicine man.
Everyone hurry as fast as you can,
‘cause I’ve got a pain in my sawdust.”
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